Letter to kitties
Feb. 7th, 2006 03:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
flyboy_foxDearest cats,
When I am lying down on my bed talking on the 'phone, it is not a good time to walk on my face. In fact, it is never a good time to walk on my face. Surprisingly, I don't enjoy having a paw on my forehead and another one in my eye x.o Additionally, waking up to find your rear in my face is not the most brilliant start to my day. Neither is being woken up by you eating my hair. Tasty as I may appear, I am not, in fact, edible. There's food in your bowl, eat that. Stealing my sandwich and running away with it is simply bad play. You're not going to eat it, so leave it alone so I can! Sweeping your tail through the gravy on my dinner time meal plate was also rather annoying. (The fact that I ate that meal anyway is testiment to how hungry I was).
I love you both dearly, but PLEASE. Less of the tormenting and more of the loving back in return? And I wasn't kidding about the stepping on my face. Next time it happens, I'll sit on YOU and you can learn what it's like XP
Sincerely,
Jai.
When I am lying down on my bed talking on the 'phone, it is not a good time to walk on my face. In fact, it is never a good time to walk on my face. Surprisingly, I don't enjoy having a paw on my forehead and another one in my eye x.o Additionally, waking up to find your rear in my face is not the most brilliant start to my day. Neither is being woken up by you eating my hair. Tasty as I may appear, I am not, in fact, edible. There's food in your bowl, eat that. Stealing my sandwich and running away with it is simply bad play. You're not going to eat it, so leave it alone so I can! Sweeping your tail through the gravy on my dinner time meal plate was also rather annoying. (The fact that I ate that meal anyway is testiment to how hungry I was).
I love you both dearly, but PLEASE. Less of the tormenting and more of the loving back in return? And I wasn't kidding about the stepping on my face. Next time it happens, I'll sit on YOU and you can learn what it's like XP
Sincerely,
Jai.
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Date: 2006-02-07 03:53 pm (UTC)There is a solution to this though, cats don't seem to like hair gel.
So if you doa bit of gel in your hair they suddenly 'stay away from it ;p
My Simba was always hanging his tail just above the coffee of my dad like he was trying to fish.
I always found that funy really =p
They never stolen my food or put a paw in my eye...
But they did walk over me (just not the head area) and walked over my keyboard once just to get attention =p
But really, cats just try to get attention by bugging you ;p
And the eating of hair, is actually a sign they like you ^^
I never have that much problems with my cats, but I guess that's because I don't leave them alone o.o