Letter to kitties

[flyboy_fox]

Dearest cats,

When I am lying down on my bed talking on the 'phone, it is not a good time to walk on my face. In fact, it is never a good time to walk on my face. Surprisingly, I don't enjoy having a paw on my forehead and another one in my eye x.o Additionally, waking up to find your rear in my face is not the most brilliant start to my day. Neither is being woken up by you eating my hair. Tasty as I may appear, I am not, in fact, edible. There's food in your bowl, eat that. Stealing my sandwich and running away with it is simply bad play. You're not going to eat it, so leave it alone so I can! Sweeping your tail through the gravy on my dinner time meal plate was also rather annoying. (The fact that I ate that meal anyway is testiment to how hungry I was).

I love you both dearly, but PLEASE. Less of the tormenting and more of the loving back in return? And I wasn't kidding about the stepping on my face. Next time it happens, I'll sit on YOU and you can learn what it's like XP

Sincerely,

Jai.

Comments

[helios-inferno.livejournal.com]

well I guess it's just because i'm crazy, but I actually found it cute that my simba always tried eating my hair x.o

There is a solution to this though, cats don't seem to like hair gel.
So if you doa bit of gel in your hair they suddenly 'stay away from it ;p

My Simba was always hanging his tail just above the coffee of my dad like he was trying to fish.
I always found that funy really =p

They never stolen my food or put a paw in my eye...
But they did walk over me (just not the head area) and walked over my keyboard once just to get attention =p

But really, cats just try to get attention by bugging you ;p
And the eating of hair, is actually a sign they like you ^^
I never have that much problems with my cats, but I guess that's because I don't leave them alone o.o

[superkarl.livejournal.com]

Heh XD my Figa never walks on my face. She's always lying near my body or on my chest.

Eating hair? Once Figa lamost washed my hair XD

[twitchytwitch.livejournal.com]

xDDDD This cracked me up so much.

Both my legs are sprained and only one is bandage-wrapped around the knee.
Snowy begins to walk on my bed...
I WAS SO FREAKED-OUT.
But too tired to move. xD;
Surprisingly, she only stepped between and around my legs, before curling up behind my butt and sleeping there. O_o;

My cats never chewed my hair. xDD;

>>>Stealing my sandwich and running away with it is simply bad play. You're not going to eat it, so leave it alone so I can!

My stupid cat Star eats anything. Including most of my hair clips, only to spit them out later...

[lunarocean777.livejournal.com]

Of course you're edible! :P

[milesamatthias.livejournal.com]

I showed that to my cat. He hit me in the face X.X

I think our cats really just want to torment us -.-

Wow, so my cat isn't the only one who tries to eat my hair, lol

[djtifabal.livejournal.com]

Once, at an ex-friends house, I would be sitting on the couch and his cat would jump onto the back of the couch only to eat at my hair. That cat was pretty crazy.

My cat, Blacky, sometimes jumps onto the couch and curls up on my legs.

[leonskennedy827.livejournal.com]

hehe, this kinda made me laugh =P

I never have liked cats though, I must admit 0.0

[twitchytwitch.livejournal.com]

-kills-

=^o_O;^= The TRUE top cat might not approve of violence...

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

I'm allergic to cats. Is there any way to teach your cats NOT to jump
up on the table?

McGee: Get them to steal your brother's sandwich.

Favre: ^o.____.o^ Um, no.