Hee.

[flyboy_fox]

I replied to the guy who emailed me :P

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Thank you for your delightful and illuminating website critique.
I am indebted to you for bringing to my attention that art based upon a homosexual relationship between two characters is in fact "sorda gay". I must commend you on your astute observation! I also thank you for your additional comment that the art on Sontails.com is not only gay, but also "weird". I understand this commentary must've taken a great deal of time and effort to produce, and am therefore deeply grateful for your informative email.
In response to your query as to why the art on Sontails.com is this way, I would like to quote a passage from my favorite book:

Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam I am!

As you can see, Sam does not like green eggs and ham. I hope this answers your question.
Sincerely,

Jai

Sontails.com webmaster

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Lalala.

EDIT: Oh my... XD He replied:

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i didn't understand the green eggs and ham part but i know you dont want homesexualnes on your website.
you should make it sonamy instead of sontails cuz it is gay
sincerely andrew.

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... No. Words. XD (What the hell is 'homesexualnes' anyway?).

EDIT 2: He IMed me... oh boy...

Final edit:

GRATTON77 (03:30:00 AM): hello
Flyboy Tails (03:30:07 AM): Hi
GRATTON77 (03:30:15 AM): i saw ur pics on sontails.com
GRATTON77 (03:30:25 AM): i like em
Flyboy Tails (03:30:40 AM): I see. Cool.
GRATTON77 (03:31:29 AM): they how do i put this i think they r sorta gay becuz sonic and tails would never make out like that.
GRATTON77 (03:31:41 AM): its weird
Flyboy Tails (03:31:52 AM): It's just a fan site.
GRATTON77 (03:32:08 AM): i know im not tryin to be rude
GRATTON77 (03:32:32 AM): becuz im a huge and i mean HUGE tails fan
Flyboy Tails (03:33:02 AM): That's fine. Everyone has their own views and preferences.
GRATTON77 (03:33:28 AM): have you everbeen 2 www.newgrounds.com?
GRATTON77 (03:34:04 AM): they got sonic and tails stuff like video clips that r 2 funny not 2 watch
GRATTON77 (03:34:19 AM): u shuld go there right now
Flyboy Tails (03:34:48 AM): I've seen most of the Sonic Flash animations at newgrounds. It's a pretty good site.
GRATTON77 (03:35:20 AM): i know i go there on my spare time when im not playin www.runescape.com
GRATTON77 (03:39:04 AM): what r u doin rite now playin runescape?
GRATTON77 (03:39:11 AM): i am
GRATTON77 (03:43:31 AM): hello?
Flyboy Tails (03:43:47 AM): Sorry. Yeah. Not doing much.
GRATTON77 (03:43:55 AM): im scared all by mesself.:'(
GRATTON77 (03:44:02 AM): oh ok
GRATTON77 (03:44:33 AM): what character do u consider yourself sonic or who?
Flyboy Tails (03:44:46 AM): what do you mean?
GRATTON77 (03:45:03 AM): like what do u like better?
GRATTON77 (03:45:10 AM): im shadow
GRATTON77 (03:46:16 AM): well i got 2 go ill be on tomorrow if u neede to know that.and also bring me some brownies and if ur gonna ssend brownies send some milk 2.
GRATTON77 (03:46:23 AM): byebye!
Flyboy Tails (03:46:28 AM): Okay, bye.
GRATTON77 (03:46:41 AM): see you tomorrow maybe
Flyboy Tails (03:46:46 AM): Okay.
GRATTON77 signed off at 03:46:52 AM.

Wow. I think I'm in love ;_;

Comments

[way-past-cool.livejournal.com]

XD You rock. 'Nuff said.

[way-past-cool.livejournal.com]

In response to the edit. OH GOD. Is this guy for REAL???? XDDDDDD

He knows you don't want the homesexualnes on your website, Jai-ji. You better listen to him! O.O!!!!

[tragic-elegance.livejournal.com]

XD This is fabulous. I love your well-worded response.

Homesexualnes. Hmm. I suppose it's sexualnes in the home. XD

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

McGee: It's what happens when someone's "sorda" gay.

[djtifabal.livejournal.com]

Newgrounds.

You heard the "man", Jai. xD

Sounds like he's trying to talk you out of Sontails. Classic. xD

Uh-oh... I sense a plunnie. I apologize for any typos. xD

Oneshot:

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Over at Sontails.com

"Hey, Sonic," Tails walked to where the blue blur was standing. "Some guy thinks we don't belong here."

Sonic rasied his eyebrows in confusion. "Say what, lil buddy?"

"They think that we're gay and Amy should be paired up with you."

"Hmph." Arms went accross his chest. "This is Sontails.com, not Sonamy.com."

"They say that we would never make out like that." His tails were swishing back and forth.

"Oh really?"

The hedgehog and fox weren't seen for the rest of the night.

[sphix.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, props!

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

Aww, cute li'l drabble! ^___^

[p1nk5pider.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's priceless!
Sometimes i think people are just put on earth to amuse others. XD

[microsoftt.livejournal.com]

lol newgrounds is so cool

and totally new

[sphix.livejournal.com]

... 0.o That was... Fabulous. But at least it wasn't an SA goon. I hope. Because that would be sadder and lower my already-low opinion of them.

You pwned him, though, and a good laugh was had! ^_^

[shaboba330.livejournal.com]

Oh, god XDD the world breeds so many fools nowadays.

[leonskennedy827.livejournal.com]

This whole thing brings about 3 simple, yet effective words

What-The-FUCK?!

Seriously, how thick are some people? XD This was good for laughs though

[dia-aren-marie.livejournal.com]

I have absolutely no clue what that person would have been on... XD How amusing!

[shadowdingo.livejournal.com]

*goes to dictionary.com* *types in homesexualnes in the search box*

No results found for homesexualnes.
Did you mean homosexuals (in dictionary) or Homosexuals (in encyclopedia)?

In conclusion: It's a word that doesn't exist. XD

Or... did he mean HOMOSEXUALNESS? Ah ha... double n my friend!

[shadowdingo.livejournal.com]

Lawl, I meant double s! XD

[naoe-riki.livejournal.com]

GRATTON77 (03:46:16 AM): well i got 2 go ill be on tomorrow if u neede to know that.and also bring me some brownies and if ur gonna ssend brownies send some milk 2.

That guy is fucking sick.

P.S. He's the one who's gay.