Edgar Allen Poe on the subject of pr0nz... XD

[flyboy_fox]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I porn surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"
..... quoth the server, 404.

:(

Edit: I thought it was obvious, but it seems not: I did not write this. I also have no idea who did :)

Comments

[violettsukino.livejournal.com]

That's pretty freaking clever.:D

[(Anonymous)]

and stolen without credit from bash.org

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

I did put it in italics to show that it was quoted :P I stole it from Sickipedia, actually. I didn't think I needed to give credit when I have no idea who wrote it (and am sure it wasn't the guy who submitted it).

[way-past-cool.livejournal.com]

OMG JAI YOU TOTALLY STOLD IT FROM TEH INTERNETS!! SRS BUSINESS!!

XD; Oh lordy.

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

McGee: So there's no substitute for hard copy, in other words.

Favre: Victorians... ::Mutters off.::