Gin FAIL

Feb. 7th, 2009 01:57 pm
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Okay, those of you who know me well know that I rarely drink. I consume alcohol maybe once a month, often less. I've never really cared for drinking and I certainly don't care for getting drunk. As a result of inexperience, I am therefore most probably a lightweight. Anyways, I'd been reading a website about gluten-free foods and happened to stumble upon a page about gluten-free alcoholic beverages. Out of curiosity, I decided that, it being the weekend, I would get some gin and try it out. So off I went to Tesco and bought a bottle of gin. They didn't have a small bottle, so I ended up with a medium sized one. I decided to mix it with some J2O (a fruit juice drink), since gin is pretty strong stuff. Somehow, I managed to end up drinking about 3/4 of the bottle of gin, and yeah, lightweight. I wasn't intending to get more than a little 'merry', but I guess I miscalculated. Poor Jei had to deal with me acting like a total prat for the rest of the evening. I was very confused, laughing my ass off one minute and crying the next. Actually, Jei said I was pretending to be sad and then pretending to cry until I actually DID get sad and start crying for real n.n; Go figure. I should work in movies. I know I spent a lot of time telling her over and over that I'm Tails, followed by "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS" and "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND", to which I'm sure Jei was just patiently nodding and going "I know, I know...". Woo. And then I was trying to explain to her that a motherf****r is something that turns three times 360 degrees. Er. Yes. Embarrassingly drunk. I'm posting this mainly as a reminder to myself that getting drunk is RETARDED and that I should know better and that gin is satan. I totally didn't mean to get like that, but I'm totally open (and deserving of) to scathing comments about me being stupid and immature, meh. I'm just relieved that I feel fine today, good, even. (Btw Jei, was I calling you Batman last night? If so, I apologize.)

Date: 2009-02-07 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dia-aren-marie.livejournal.com
Aww. There there, Jai. *hug*

At least you learned your lesson, right? <3

Date: 2009-02-07 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violettsukino.livejournal.com
I remember two years ago when I got drunk, I declared that "Blaze was a princes, man." I kept saying "man" for some reason, like a hippie.

I also said that I "liked Sonic" and that "he's a nice guy." I did that a lot, saying all sorts of cartoon pretty boys were "nice guys."

I also blurted out "I wanna be a mother!" at one point.

So...yeah, that sounds pretty close to what happened when I was all smashed.^_^;; Everything of the top of the head comes out with little rhyme or reason.

I'm kinda surprised I never ended up shouting, I'M BLAZE THE CAT, B*TCH. Then again, considering I didn't remember everything I said that night, maybe I did, and no one had the heart to tell me.^^;;

Date: 2009-02-07 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
Ahahahaha ^^;

According to Jei, I was very insistent and upset. I was all "I'm TAILS! You don't get it! That's why I made that LJ post! Why didn't you comment on it? That's why I need to get that tattoo! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!! It's IMPORTANT! *Wail*". ... am I glad that Jei was the only person around? YES. I was calling her Sonic a lot, but then I also started calling her Batman O.o "You're Batman! Hey, you're Sonic but you're Batman! *GIGGLE*" x.o

Batman is awesome, though. If I could CHOOSE a life, I'd be the original Robin, just to hang out with Bruce Wayne/Batman.

Date: 2009-02-07 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
I hope so XD;; No more boozy for Jai-ji.

Date: 2009-02-07 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violettsukino.livejournal.com
I think it's pretty cool that you can enjoy thinking about a life you would choose, Jai. I'm been trying to encourage similar thoughts in my self, upon realizing that just because I can't claim to be the people I'd like to be, that doesn't mean I can't have my fantasies.^^

I got a weird flashback to Unleashed upon reading that "you're Sonic but you're Batman" sentence.XD "Sometimes you're scary, sometimes you're spiky!"XD

I can certainly understand that why you'd plan to avoid this in the future, but hopefully having this happen this time was cathartic and helped you let out some emotions that had been building up for a while.^^

Date: 2009-02-07 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
Eheheheh... n.n; Apparently I told her "I can only speak candidly when I'm druuuunk!" ... whic is bullshit 'cause I'm always pretty much open O.o

Date: 2009-02-07 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sletia.livejournal.com
Shot glass, m'dear. Did you use one? It's a good way to keep track and pace yourself. My father didn't have one a couple weeks ago and boy, he got smashed.

Date: 2009-02-07 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sletia.livejournal.com
This entry made me realize that if I ever get drunk, I might start telling people I'm Selbelis.
Good cautionary tale. O-o

Date: 2009-02-07 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violettsukino.livejournal.com
The subconscious sure is funny that way.

OOC: this is Lamees, being lazy

Date: 2009-02-07 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hikarisanszukan.livejournal.com
Turns... three times 360 degrees... what?

-snort-

We'll hope this serves as a reminder, then, Jai!

Date: 2009-02-07 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
I'm not sure if I would ever start telling people publically XD; I mean, I was in my apartment... but who knows?

Re: OOC: this is Lamees, being lazy

Date: 2009-02-07 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
Oh yes. I have no idea either. ^^;

Date: 2009-02-07 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
I don't have any shot glasses. 'Cause I don't usually drink. So I used regular plastic beakers ^^; I guess it didn't taste that strong 'cause of the juice.

Date: 2009-02-07 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violettsukino.livejournal.com
Drunk's aren't expected to act normal, so I'm guessing that, if it happened in public,it probably wouldn't be considered too out of the ordinary. Unless I'm being too naive.XD

Date: 2009-02-07 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
'Tails' and 'drunk' don't go too well together D: "Yessshhhh I'm Tayulshhh... yesssshhh I'm druuunk... sho what? *Giggle, sway*" @_@

Date: 2009-02-07 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violettsukino.livejournal.com
New game idea! Tails Unleashed! Run through high speed levels in the day! Be a slow, unpredictable drunk at night!XD

Date: 2009-02-07 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
But he's only 8 years oooold! XD; Sonic is such a bad influence.

Date: 2009-02-07 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violettsukino.livejournal.com
"Kids, there's nothing more cool than liquor!"XD

Date: 2009-02-07 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helios-inferno.livejournal.com
Have a gluten allergy?
I mean, with the looking at gluten-free products on websites etc.

Anyway, good thing you where with a good friend rather then at any other place..
Could have gone pretty wrong ^^;

Date: 2009-02-07 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
I'm currently gluten and dairy-free, as an experiment.

And yeah, miiiight have gone a little wrong elsewhere ^^;

1080 degrees of separation from senses.

Date: 2009-02-07 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teamrodent.livejournal.com
McGee: ^o0___O;o^ Lab work's kind of getting out of hand there, Koji...

Jamie: Is the turning in the same direction, or counter and then counter-clockwise?

Re: 1080 degrees of separation from senses.

Date: 2009-02-07 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
Er... clockwise, I think. ?_?

Date: 2009-02-07 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-terrible.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHA That sounds funnier than it does stupid. At least nothing really bad happened.

But then, this is one of the reasons I don't drink and never have. :)

Date: 2009-02-08 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
Good man :)

Date: 2009-02-08 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixellatedcake.livejournal.com
I've been that drunk before. No good ever comes of it. X'D

But I agree. You're Tails. :) Teehee!

Date: 2009-02-08 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
Yes, I am :) Hehe.

Date: 2009-02-09 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leonskennedy827.livejournal.com
Relax, I've been drunk before and done stupid shit, almost all of us have =P

(Like how I nearly crushed one of my little cousins for example x.x)

Date: 2009-02-09 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
it's not alcohol you need, it's anti-psychotics.

Date: 2009-02-09 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
Yeah, that'd probably be it. Oops, I'm all out!

Do I know you, by the way? ^^

Date: 2009-02-09 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
just someone who got linked here by anonymous and has seen enough to think you're a deluded, using, emotionally-vampiric waste.

why? do i seem familiar?

Date: 2009-02-09 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
Oh, Anon has my journal again? I trust it's not back on SomethingAwful. ED, maybe? 4chan? Or am I not worth that much effort?

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