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[flyboy_fox]

I managed to wedge half a bar of soap up my nose.

Not intentionally, mind you. Just in the shower, washing my face, when-- whoop! And now I have soap up my nose and everything smells floral fresh. Eww. And it won't come out. ;_;



This entry brought to you by flyboy_fox and a bar of soap. More substantial entry to come later (maybe).

Comments

[sphix.livejournal.com]

...D: Terrible misfortune! But at least it smells fresh? You could have gotten that new "Ass" soap. <_<

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

D:! I shall count my blessings. *Nod*

Also, donuts. o.o DO WANT.

[sphix.livejournal.com]

They were tasty XD But, seriously *snuggles and gives Q-tips* Maybe if you snort some water out through your nose, it'll help a bit? <_<

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

Thanks :D

Brb with Q-tips stuck up my nose in five minutes >.>

[psychicninja.livejournal.com]

...random, but I'd kill to eat doughnuts off a hanger. lD;

[sphix.livejournal.com]

It was no easy task! D: Like, had to cut the hanger open and stick them on and tape it shut and my hands got all glazed and chocolatey T_T

However, when I open a restaurant, we will have such a dessert, and Chaseies and Jais can eat there FREE!

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

YAY FREE DONUTS! :D

[the-terrible.livejournal.com]

Hey, can I get free donuts too if I help with advertising? :D

[sphix.livejournal.com]

Of course! Pimp me out and you're good to go! XD

[the-terrible.livejournal.com]

AW-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!! XD

[rblake77.livejournal.com]

Maybe you had a dirty thought and the soap's only way to your brain was through your nose.

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Very plausible. Subconscious brain-cleansing.

I'll stay away from squirtable bleach bottles then x.o

[rblake77.livejournal.com]

Indeed. But keep it close. It's useful for those pesky mental images that you would rather not remember. Like Mario and Luigi doing each other up the ARSE.

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

... MY BRAIN. WHYYYYY. DDDD:

[psychicninja.livejournal.com]

...that sounds decidedly UNPLEASANT. D:

Er... I know there's ways to actually snort water without doing the whole swallowing and going through your sinuses which hurts. Not entirely sure how it works though, and I wouldn't recommend it for getting the soap out, I think. ;

...maybe you could sneeze? >.>

On the bright side, floral fresh~ :D; <3 *pets and tickles feathers under your nose maybe?*

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't do that D: I'll inhale and get feathers stuck up my nose! ;_;

[psychicninja.livejournal.com]

Ooh, point. D:

...

*distracts you from icky soap with thoughts of Sontails? <3*

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

Hurrah! <3 *Happily distracted!*

[the-terrible.livejournal.com]

8O

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

8O indeed!

[the-terrible.livejournal.com]

How are you right now? Are you okay?

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

Well, my nostrils are probably cleaner than they've ever been...? XD;

[the-terrible.livejournal.com]

Heh, well, that's good I guess. XD

[leonskennedy827.livejournal.com]

Is it cruel of me since I laughed a little at that? o.o;;;

Hope you get it out soon though XD

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

Nah XD I wouldn't have posted it if I couldn't see the funny side.

[twitchytwitch.livejournal.com]

I sincerely hope it is less painful than accidentally inhaling beef jerky while eating, getting it stuck far too back in your nose for you to be able to snort it out, and while you're trying to, the oil is burning your membranes.

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

Eep! n.n; Yes, less painful than that... Didn't hurt, just smelled (and tasted) soapy XD;

[twitchytwitch.livejournal.com]

I hate tasting my nasal drops as they drip down my throat, can't imagine the fun of tasting /soap./

Doesn't sound like much fun either way!

[way-past-cool.livejournal.com]

GAAAAH! That's awful n.n;; did it sting? Only you, silly foxie... only you.

Although, only I could have a fly fly into my nose and come out of my mouth. o.O;

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

Yes, nothing I do will ever be as awesome as that XD

Nah, didn't really sting... although my initial instinct was to try to root it out immediately and just succeeded in pushing it up further n.n; Then I could taste it at the back of my mouth, ugh.

[violettsukino.livejournal.com]

Everything tastes like roses!

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

I actually... don't mind the taste of soap so much. Whenever I have a bath with bath-bubbles in it, I like scooping up the mounds of bubbles and eating them. Weird, I know XD;

[violettsukino.livejournal.com]

I guess those bubble taste as sweet as they look.XD

[djtifabal.livejournal.com]

Looks like I may miss ya on AIM, but just wanted to know how the situation is now. xD Is it out?

Also, I was gonna suggest putting pepper near your nose to make ya sneeze. |D

*pat pat*

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think it's finally cleared XD It was an interesting experience, anyway.

[engelhund.livejournal.com]

Ah, the inherent and dark dangers of hygiene.

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

T'is a scary place indeed D:

Cleanliness is next to WTH-iness.

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

Nitch: Was the soap "2000 Parts"?

Favre: Consumer Reports does not suggest THAT method of product testing, Koji.

Re: Cleanliness is next to WTH-iness.

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

I'll bear that in mind for next time, Favre ^^;

[pixellatedcake.livejournal.com]

Wow, that is just awesome! Awesome in the sense that I'm always in awe over the things people get stuck up their nose! My little brother can drink milk, close his nostrils, blow really hard, and have the milk bubble out of his tear ducts. I... I did not even think those things were connected!

So props to you, sir. That's awesome and I'm impressed. I also sincerely hope you got it all out. I can just imagine it melting slowly, and then draining down through the back into your throat. Soap doesn't taste good so that might be um... icky. XD

Best of luck!

[flyboy-fox.livejournal.com]

Haha, thanks :) Glad I could entertain you with my nostril-tastic adventures.

Wow, your little bro can do that? I've heard about people being able to do it, but I wasn't sure if it was just myth XD That's way past cool! And, er, a little freaky.