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Hmm, I've finally got a (preliminary) job interview, at a health club called Esporta, as a Members Relations Assistant. I have to go in on Friday for a quick chat ^^; Wish me luck! (I do wish to gripe, however, about the fact that the job ad contained both "bag's of energy" and, as a plural, "assistant's". Damn those misplaced apostrophes! They're one of the WORST kinds of grammatical mistakes, and they make pedantic ol' me want to explode).

I was in town yesterday, and as I was waiting for the bus, this old man sat down next to me. Cue the following conversation (he just randomly started talking to me):

Old man: It's not like it used to be, back home.

Me: Oh?

OM: They all carry guns now.

Me: ...oh?

OM: They shoot to kill.

Me: Oh.

OM: The weather's terrible back home.

Me: Oh?

OM: The summers are usually scorching, but this summer we have snow!

Me: Oh.

OM: Snow, in Florida.

Me: Oh, Florida?

OM: I'm from there. Moved to England when I was three months old, so I hold dual citizenship.

Me: Heh, I lived in Florida too, until I was 6 months old.

OM: Oh, which part?

Me: Miami.

OM: I'm from the Keys. It's terribly hot in Florida, isn't it?

Me: I wouldn't remember, I was only a baby.

OM: It's hot, let me tell you.

Me: ... I'm sure.

OM: I served in Vietnam for seven years!

Me: Oh...

OM: Bloodiest war in history. I saw so much death and bloodshed, dying everywhere.

Me: Oh. *Feeling a little uncomfortable*

OM: What's it all for? Nothing!

Me: I guess I should be grateful that I've never had to fight in a war. *Feels stupid*

OM: Seven years! Hn!

Me: ...

OM: So, those Williams sisters! Serena and... what's her name. Can't stand them! *Referring to tennis-stars Venus and Serena Williams*

Me: Oh.

OM: *Narrows eyes* You know what THEY are, don't you?

Me: What...? *Half-expecting some really racist comment*

OM: JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!

Me: Oh, they are? I didn't know that.

OM: Yep. They believe that if someone's dying, they shouldn't be given a blood transfusion! It's... it's... WRONG! It's TERRIBLE!

Me: ... oh.

*Number 14 bus arrives*

OM: Oh, it's here! *Gets on bus, staring at me the whole time until the bus leaves*

Me: *Extremely glad that I have to get a different bus, though feeling strangely guilty*

And there you have it. I must have said "oh" about 50 times during that 'conversation' ^^; I always feel kind of awkward when random strangers start talking to me... especially when they talk about personal things. I guess I'm just not terribly socially inclined. Oh well.

So, yeah, that's it, really.

Date: 2007-06-14 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] galener.livejournal.com
Random people talking to you gets annoying. Me and Llama always get people talking to us. Like one time at Target this guy came up to us and said he will wait and get this DVD when it comes down more, and when he walked off we were both like "What the hell?"

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